12. A Player Cheats


A: Did you hear about the ball player?

B: The home run hitter on drugs?

A: He said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.

B: He said he wasn't using drugs.

A: He apologized to the fans.

B: The league suspended him for 50 games.

A: That will cost him some money.

B: Yes, about $7 million.

A: That will teach him a good lesson.

B: He probably won't use drugs anymore.

A: But it won't stop other players from using drugs.

B: No. Everyone always figures that they won't get caught.