5. Wipe Everything


A: What are those wipes for?

B: You use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.

A: That's a great idea.

B: Yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.

A: I'm going to take five wipes.

B: What do you need five of them for?

A: One to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.

B: What's the matter with the produce?

A: Do you think the bananas fell from the sky?

B: What do you mean?

A: I mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.

B: Well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with.