A: I have to go to the bathroom. B: You drink too much coffee. A: But I love coffee. B: Well, it's your life. A: You eat too much chocolate. B: I don't think so. A: Have you looked in the mirror? B: Do you think I'm getting fat? A: I didn't say that. B: What did you say? A: I said I have to go to the bathroom. B: That's what I thought you said.